Our dear Kimitsu has just commented over at Minnastar that since there wasn’t a song pertaining to Coming-of-age birthdays, she decided to use Friday Party a song which was released on her birthday two years back, as her birthday song.

So, in other words, my birthday song happens to be Bye My Melody by Hirai Ken. Or rather, my Birthday single should be Hirai Ken’s Bye My Melody single. which means I have two birthday songs, which already defeats that tiny girl with her one party song. xD HAHA.

And while I should just be happy that I have such the awesomest and prettiest single as my birthday single, I went to take a look at the translations for the song, which is something I’d never usually do.
And then, I decided Bye my Melody was far too depressing for a birthday song, for me that is, because I’m not the kind to like slash myself or brand myself or do whatever “emo” things. Not that it’s an emo song, it’s just far too sad for a birthday.
But hug, the second song on the single? Ho, that is one damn good song. It is sooooo lovey dovey and you just want to like, fall in love with your bolster or something after listening to it.

At these times I know
that I’m an adult
But I also feel like
I’m a child when I’m with you

Somehow I have a feeling Kimitsu is just going to waltz over and remind me that I AM a child and point and scoff and walk away. But anyways, back on topic, THIS SONG IS SO GOOD! All the lovey dovey ness inside is so simple (none of that I will climb over snowy mountains and fight insane ninjas just to be with you shit) which pretty sums up my view on love. Simple. Like how you can just sit in front of….
Ok forget it, that’s another topic for another day.

It’s okay if if tomorrow doesn’t come
I just want to get drunk on your scent
I want to be one with you, all the way to my heart

If you can feel my heart
beating as I hug your back
it’s because I want to show you
how I feel without using words
Isn’t it so sweet? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Yes it is (you can’t argue, tough).

I don’t really know what Friday Party really means, but a song with GACCHA FOO GACCHA FOO can’t be too lovely a song. Fun maybe but definitely not too meaningful. POOR YOU KIMITSU. I pity you, really. i’m even willing to climb snowy mountains and fight insane ninjas just to pity you. =D

But guess what, Raid and I can predict Japanese celebrity relationships. If I handle the uke and he handles the seme, I guess.

Please take a look at our individual banners up there. To your left is Raid’s adored Tamaki Hiroshi, to your right is Japanese vocal goddess Shimatani Hitomi (no prizes for guessing how I feel about her.)

And now this article on Channel-Ai.

Does that mean I should change my banner to Hirai Ken and give Raid what he so definitely wants? XD

How is it that Arashi has better legs than I do? I’m an underweight petite little Asian girl, they’re… taller-than-me Asian men. (Clearly this is not Raid posting, because he’s not a girl, he’s a Magical Bitch. And I mean that in the nicest of ways. *snicker*)

Office Lady Ninomiya Kazuko:

Poor Kazuko, getting badly molested by her superior (who clearly fails at cosplaying and molesting) Salaryman Aiba. He should’ve worn this instead – one ridiculous black lingerie set. There was a blond wig to go with it, but it got dropped.:

“Love Nurse” Matsumoto Junko (who suggested the love part himself, the massive whore):

Straight out of an Akihabara maid cafe Sakurai Shoko (we can’t thank the pantyhose/stockings for how good his legs look, unfortunately):

Oh, and here’s Ohno as Bruce Lee for the heck of it:

(All above screencaps from the 2007/10/01 Arashi no Shukudai-kun episode, where Nakagawa Shoko freaks them all out with her massive otaku-ness. I love Shoko-tan. XD)

I swear, if Raid has better legs than I do, I’m going to have to shoot somebody. D<

Following up on Raid’s post… The make-your-own photobooks for 5th ATTACK are ready for picking and buying. Can we get a little cheer here?

Because AAA is a giant orgy and we have proof.

You know the boys like the Kuchibiru kara ROMANTICA dance so much because they get to stare down dresses into boobs. Or at least what passes for them in Japan.

Misako and Chiaki regularly have “Who’s can flash more skin?” competitions now that the reigning champion, Yukari, isn’t there to defend her title anymore. Clearly Misako’s winning. For now.

Nissy’s got a secret. He’s smiling because he knows where Misako’s right hand, creeping by his elbow, is going to go that night. Do you?

These outfits are flamingly pimp and don’t make any attempt to hide it. That giant pink cloud behind them doesn’t help either.

Shin looks like he’s trying to secretly pass something off to Chiaki. Maybe a “booster”? Chiaki looks ready to collapse on her knees after all.

Hidaka: I’m telling you, man, I need to get some!
Shuuta: I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I had enough after last time.

The pic that made half of Nissy’s fandom very happy, and the other half utterly displeased towards one Uno Misako.

The pic that made half of Nissy’s fandom fangasm, and the other half literally murderous towards one Hidaka Mitsuhiro.

Nissy: OH YEAH. GOT TWO IN ONE NIGHT, BITCHES. Y’ALL WERE THERE. WITNESSES. WHAT’CHA GOT TO SAY NOW?

Shuuta (because why yes, that is Shuuta) either tries to one-up Nissy or provide some much-needed yuri action. “Okay girls, that’s it, show the camera your stuff…”

Where I grew up, they had a name for girls who dressed and moved like this – “High-class Bodyguards in Cheerleader Disguise”. What were you thinking?

Nissy: Hiya, Barbie!
Misako: Hi Ken!
Nissy: Wanna go for a ride?
Misako: Sure, Ken!
…let’s conveniently ignore how Chiaki’s positioned against ghetto Shuuta or Urata’s King Kong act in the background, by the way.

Urata: Okay guys, time to greet the fans- OMG IS THAT NEMO?
Shuuta: Ugh, I’m going to have to wash very very thoroughly tonight.
Shin: I’ll help!

This one’s just here because the Japanese flag amuses me.

This post was brought to you by a very bitchy Kimitsu who is most displeased at the apparent conspiracy of the Internet to prevent this from leaking out. Hah. I showed them.

Do I even need to explain myself here?

Raid-kun says:
i shall not comment about 5th attack.
Raid-kun says:
except maybe for that nissy hidaka kiss.
Raid-kun says:
they sure don’t look like that was the first time.
Raid-kun says:
TSK TSK.
Kimitsu says:
ROFL
Kimitsu says:
How many times you think they “practiced” while rehearsing?

Good question. Let’s just say they might have “practiced” all night.

Seriously, these two have been glomping each other in concerts since god knows when (3rd ATTACK) and the fans have been eating it up. But most fans just go “oh they’re really good friends” blablabla.

Do really good friends kiss each other?

And then there will be the group of people saying “oh it’s fanservice” blablabla.

Wouldn’t Nissy X Misako serve more fans?

And then there will be the whole “oh, the female fans might not be so happy if he kissed Misako” blablabla.

And so he should just go ahead and kiss Mitsu anyways?

No matter how you look at it, this is a very weird situation. But I congratulate them two for finally “outing” themselves. Loving in the closet can get messy at times. *coughs*

Well this just sparks off more interesting conversations AAA might have had during breakfasts or something.

Urata: *coughs like an old man* Nissy, you were… ahem. Noisy last night.
Nissy: EHHHH! BUT IT WASN’T ME SCREAMING YOU KNOW!
Misako: *yawns* As if anyone would believe that.
Nissy: Your fake nail is stuck in your hair.
Misako: Oh damn.
Urata: *coughs harder* Anyways, could you keep it down, tonight?
Nissy: You’ll have to tell Mitsu. Like I said, I’m not the screaming one.
Shin: *to Chiaki* I’m really too young to be listening to all this aren’t I?
Chiaki: *blushes* Yes indeed.
Hidaka: OHAYO YO YO MINNA! OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! WOOOOO!
*Everyone stares*

Why do I have a nasty feeling that if fans read this I’ll get flamed badly?

P.S: I did not edit that image, Cephon at A’dAA did.

Also, I dislike Raid greatly. But clearly not enough to stop me from starting this crack blog with him. I dislike him because he influences me to spend more and more and MOAR and almost as much as he does but I have other priorities. D:

And that’s all you need to know. We can fill out other crap later.

Haha.